I have joined the 21st Century finally. Two nights ago the DSL self-install kit arrived, and after about an hour of tinkering with the cables, filters and wireless router, we had glorious DSL in our house!
I am so excited. Bonus: the laptop I bought for my wife (of which she knew nothing about) also arrived that same day, meaning we are now both happy and online at the same time, downloading stuff at speeds only dreamed of last week via dial-up while our phone line is always open.
I love technology. :-)